The New World Order

THE BENNIST MANIFESTO

Please remember that it is considered good manners to wear pants at social occasssions which require the wearing of pants.

If you so feel the urge, do not hesitate to paint a black horse with white stripes and claim on national telivision that it is a zebra.

If a republican stands next to you, kick him in the shins, likewise with a liberal.

Remember, if a zooter is a zonker and a zonker is a zipper, then it is true that all zooters are zippers

If somebody calls an "umbrella" a "parasol" you must lecture them on the folly of their ways.

So Ends The Bennist Manifesto

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Hello Everybody

Hello everybody. For those of you who neglected to read the title of this post 'hello everbody' is the title. So there you go. If you ever wondered about titles they are quirky things. The proper definition of title is "a general or descriptive heading for a section of a written work". Which as you may have noticed (or not if you happen to be an idiot) this is. Oh how fun.
Well anyway, this post has been rather pointless, so I guess i will shut up and go stare at old people for a while.

A Story About Shoes

Once upon a time there lived a left shoe. His brother, the right shoe lived with him, in the same box under the bed. One day the owner decided he needed new shoes, so he threw the two shoes out. They became seperated and wracked by desperate poverty. They both lived at the garbage dump for several years before disease and rats finally took hold. They withered away and were buried under a pile of old newspapers shortly after.



The Moral of the story?


Shoes suck.

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