THE BENNIST MANIFESTO
Please remember that it is considered good manners to wear pants at social occasssions which require the wearing of pants.
If you so feel the urge, do not hesitate to paint a black horse with white stripes and claim on national telivision that it is a zebra.
If a republican stands next to you, kick him in the shins, likewise with a liberal.
Remember, if a zooter is a zonker and a zonker is a zipper, then it is true that all zooters are zippers
If somebody calls an "umbrella" a "parasol" you must lecture them on the folly of their ways.
So Ends The Bennist Manifesto
