A Story About Shoes

Once upon a time there lived a left shoe. His brother, the right shoe lived with him, in the same box under the bed. One day the owner decided he needed new shoes, so he threw the two shoes out. They became seperated and wracked by desperate poverty. They both lived at the garbage dump for several years before disease and rats finally took hold. They withered away and were buried under a pile of old newspapers shortly after.



The Moral of the story?


Shoes suck.