Doobie and the Pencil

Once upon a time there lived a man named Doobie. Doobie was a simple man who didn't really care much about politics. In fact he cared so little about politics that he had never voted in his life. However, he was alway the first person to complain when the wrong politican got voted in. One day the police came to his door and he was escorted down the jail. You see, because he didn't vote, a hardline right winged fascist politician with a penchant for omletts was elected. This hardline right wing fascist politician with a penchant for omletts introduced a bill decalring that those who did not vote were to be hung.

So it was that Doobie was hung, and the moral is. VOTE!