Why Life Can't Be Fair

To show you why life can't be fair i shall pose a question, state a statement, and make an accusation.

1) The Question

If life really was fair, wouldn't everybody have big houses, a fast car and heaps of money. There would be no war or famine?

2) The Statement

If life was fair, every time an old man died, an old man in every other family would die. And every time a baby was born, a baby in every other family would be born. The population of the world would both become extinct and to large in the same day.

3) The Accusation

Considering the fact that you want fairness and equality and everything to be shared, i assume you are a Commie.

Go figure.

Eskimo Rap

Yo yo yo its an Eskimo
He's cool fo' sho'
And his rhymes just flow

They build igloos
and they have a strong resistant to the flu
Just one question, "Where's the loo?"

For you chaps who don't know jargon
Your excused you have a pardon
The sunflower lights up the garden
Outside of the Igloo.

And Eskimos have good fashion sense
They wore big hoodies before it was a trend
Just don't lend clothig to a friend
Cos friends suck and steal your clothes.

And cos im bored this rap shall end
I must go, i have a wedding to attend
So please choose three folks then click send
And send it to three people.

Postman Pat Lyrics

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, he picks up all the post bags in his van.

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.A
ll the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.
Everybody knows his bright red van, all his friends will smile as he waves to greet them, Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock (knock knock)Ring (ring ring). Letters through your door. (Hee Hee).Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a really happy man.

Doobie and the Pencil

Once upon a time there lived a man named Doobie. Doobie was a simple man who didn't really care much about politics. In fact he cared so little about politics that he had never voted in his life. However, he was alway the first person to complain when the wrong politican got voted in. One day the police came to his door and he was escorted down the jail. You see, because he didn't vote, a hardline right winged fascist politician with a penchant for omletts was elected. This hardline right wing fascist politician with a penchant for omletts introduced a bill decalring that those who did not vote were to be hung.

So it was that Doobie was hung, and the moral is. VOTE!